So according to Falwell, "the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America" were responsible for the terrorist attacks on 9/11. I can only assume that they are still busy making God angry and inviting more mayhem. So who's going to take the blame for felling Falwell a second time with viral pneumonia? Trade unionists and the AARP? Single mothers and Michael Schiavo? He's going to spill the beans when he comes out of this so it's best to get in front of it while you can.