Jack: What are your legs?
Archy: Springs. Steel springs.
Jack: What are they going to do?
Archy: Hurl me down the track.
Jack: How fast can you run?
Archy: As fast as a leopard.
Jack: How fast are you going to run?
Archy: As fast as a leopard.
Jack: Then let's see you do it.
Dear Senator Reid,
Please get a copy of Gallipoli and watch it. It will help you clarify what you mean when you talk about cool-sounding Republican terms like "surge" and when you throw around time limits like they meant something. I'd suggest harsher viewing material, but I don't want to be rude.
Love,
eRobin






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