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Beware of Communist agents who will play the role of pastor. ... Communist agents will be out to burn every bible they can find.

Cool. I hope they're more accurate about their predictions for the 2nd coming than they were for the 1st.

But seriously --- don't worry Robin; I'll give you all a heads-up if I start burning bibles. An exclusive.

This is funny, but really, a little scary. I first noticed this frightening concept during the Gore campaign. Way back in 1999 in this fundamental Christian newsletter that arrives "complimentary" in my town (since it is written here!) there was an article entitled "Al Gore is the Anti-Christ". It went on in great detail to describe what they knew about the antichrist and the rapture and explain how Al Gore was definitely it. I was so saddened because it seemed quite clear to me that these people were actually promoting the election of the very anti-christ that they were describing. He is a crafty one, that anti-christ.

At the time I was so disgusted and disturbed by the article that I used it to start a fire that very night. I have wished many times that I still had that article for so many reasons.

I got sqeamish even joking that BushCo was the anti-christ - although I'm pretty sure that the WTO is Satan.

This is exactly why the separation of church and state is so important. We're mucking around in voodoo here.

I missed the Rapture so I'm stuck here with Dobson et al.

It seems like I have been typing about this forever so I better stop here.

I'm not going to take very seriously anything that doesn't mention the importance of duct tape.

You're right, of course. Clearly, duct tape was left out of the emergency preparation mentioned in Step 9. But frankly, if you're not using a ton of duct tape to properly secure your Bibles, then there really isn't any hope for you at all.

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