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Colbert's Formidable Opponent takes on Guantanamo

Stephen:  But you just said I was innocent.
Stephen:  You were innocent.  Four years ago.  This place has changed you. I mean all that time you've been kept in a cage without trial.  Aren't you a little bit angry?
Stephen:  Damn right.  I am furious.
Stephen:  What would you do if you could get a hold of me?
Stephen:  I'd fucking kill you. ...  Oh no! 
Stephen:  See?
Stephen:  Oh my god.  You can't let me go.  You have to keep me in here to keep me from hurting innocent people like me.

Leno (yes Leno) on flag burning.



on June 19, 2006 in BushCo's War on Law, Human Rights, Iraq/Afghanistan |

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