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George Allen Answers His Critics Bloggy Style

via the new blog, Re-Elect George Allen!, we get a look into the Great Man's thought process:

My fellow Virginians,

I continue to get a steady stream of Macaca-related emails. You should know that I'm searching my mind and soul to explain how my mouth said those syllables, at that moment, to that Indian boy. There is something else I'd like you to consider.

In the United States of America, monkeys have come to be known for their curiosity; inquisitiveness; persistance; daring; companionship; loyalty; and agility. These traits are admirable in any American--but they are vital to a good cameraman. I don't know about Europe or the Dark Continent, but in the good ol' USA, singling out a cameraman for his monkey-like traits ought to be considered high-praise.

People just don't get him, I guess.

on August 22, 2006 in Human Rights |

Tags: george allen, racism

Comments

You had me going. I had to read a couple of posts on the site before I realized it was satire. Good satire.

Posted by: Gort | August 23, 2006 at 03:15 AM

It really is. And I can't think of a better target for it.

Posted by: eRobin | August 23, 2006 at 10:07 PM

Thanks Robin, that's made my Silly Site o' the Day!

Posted by: Elayne Riggs | August 24, 2006 at 10:26 AM

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