Neil Abercrombie (D-HI) wants to spend $8M on reburbishing the Congressional gym. Pelosi says no and is telling Neil to keep his mouth shut about it to boot. Good decision. Good advice. I'll help the cause by linking here to a list of gyms in the D.C. area that Abercrombie can join. Maybe his health plan will pick up the cost of membership. (via)
In the meantime maybe Lockheed-Martin, Halliburton, Big Pharma or one of the dozens of other top beneficiaries of Congressional largesse can pony up the dough required. Members can work out on the Aegis benchpress, go for miles on the Pfizer elliptical walker and swim in the Exxon lap pool. I really don't know why nobody's thought of this before.
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