Sarahcuda got caught acting like a dweeb three times this week (OK, she got caught more often than that but these are the three I'm writing about. I mean, there's so much to work with here that you gotta make choices, right?) as her fabulous book tour ended, a tour in which she visited 25 states (including Alaska, which maybe I shouldn't count because she had to go home sometime) and sold over a million copies of a book so bad it makes Anne Coulter's stuff look like Francis Bacon by comparison.
First, giddy and no doubt exhausted by her plane rides and having to answer such tough questions from conservative radio & tv hosts as "Do you think the Democrats are so dumb they actually believe that global-warming crap?", Teh Cuda ran off to Hawaii for a vacation wearing this T-shirt:
On the front it said, "If you don't love America," and on the back, "then why don't you get the hell out."
Quite an improvement on that old, worn-out cliche, "Love It Or Leave It". Betcha thought that was the controversy, din't yah? Well, you were wrong. This is the controversy: she tried to distance herself from the disastrous McCain campain by wearing a sun visor with McCain for Pres blacked out.
"In an attempt to 'go incognito,' I Sharpied the logo out on my sun visor so photographers would be less likely to recognize me and bother my kids or other vacationers.
"I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection.
Sure. Of course. Although, as HuffPost added, "if she wanted to go unnoticed she could have just worn a different hat." Or gone to a private beach. Teh Cuda wants to avoid press attention like a 2-year-old wants to avoid candy.
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