I know the email from Democracy for America (formerly Dean for America) is a fund raising scheme but it's a wildly entertaining one:

Dear Robin,
Tom DeLay announced he's quitting Congress
today because he's afraid of losing his seat to a Democrat.
Democracy for America has dogged DeLay for years. With TV commercials and
billboards, at rallies and online, DFA has been on the front lines of the battle
to clean up Congress. But we didn't think DeLay would "cut and run" like he
did.
If he did nothing wrong -- as he claims -- then Tom DeLay shouldn't be afraid
of a re-election campaign in a district he drew for himself. But he is quitting
by mid-June.
Let's help send Tom DeLay the rubber chicken award he so richly deserves:
http://contribute.democracyforamerica.com
For every $50 Democracy for America raises today, we'll send Tom DeLay an
authentic rubber chicken for his mantle. It'll be our goodbye present.
If you can't donate today, you can still sign the "Thanks for the Memories"
card that will go along with the chickens being delivered to his office in
Texas:
http://www.democracyforamerica.com/tomdelaymemories
My favorite memory is when DeLay called my brother, Howard, "a cruel and
extremist demagogue."1 I bet you have a favorite
DeLay memory too. Maybe the lobbyist funded golfing trip to Scotland; or the
time he spouted, "I AM the federal government," in a Washington restaurant while
chomping on a cigar.2
Send Tom DeLay a rubber chicken and a goodbye note today:
http://contribute.democracyforamerica.com
In 2006, with your help, the chickens will come home to roost.
Thanks!
Jim Dean
Chair, Democracy for America
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